God said unto Adam, “You have been quiet lately – is there something wrong?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. So God said that He would make him a companion and that it would be a woman.
And God said, “A woman will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a disagreement. She will never get a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you want.”
Adam asked, “What will it cost me?” God replied, “An arm and a leg.” Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”