When Mother Teresa died, she went to Heaven. For a week or two, she was fully satisfied that she had to eat only fruits and vegetables, but then one day complained to St. Peter and asked for a cooked meal. “My Dear,” said St. Peter, “and who is going to cook every day for just the three of us?!”
This preacher’s son asks his father, “Dad, can I have a car?” The preacher replies, “I will get you a car IF you get a haircut.” Then his son says, “Dad, Jesus had long hair.” “Yeah, but he walked everywhere.”