There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, “There are 3,000 steps and I’ll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh, you go to hell.” So they start walking and reach the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell. Then on the 2,000th step, God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell. On the 3,000th step, God tells a joke, the blonde doesn’t laugh and proceeds to the gate. Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, “What are you laughing about?” She replies, “I just got the first joke!”