One day, this little boy went on a bus and sat right behind the bus driver. The little boy kept on saying things like, “If my daddy was an elephant and my mommy a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant.” The little boy kept going on, using almost all the animals he knew, until the bus driver got so upset that he said, “What if your dad was gay and your mom a prostitute?” The little boy looked at the bus driver, smiled, and said, “I’d be a bus driver!”