Seventy-three-year-old Gus had worked in the garment center all his life, never finding the time to get married. But one day, a beautiful eighteen-year-old girl walked into the store, and it was love at first sight.
Within a month, Gus and Rachel were married and on the way to Florida for their honeymoon.
“So how was it?” asked Gus’ friends upon the couple’s return.
“Oh, just beautiful,” replied a starry-eyed Gus. “The sun, the surf… and we made love almost every night. We–”
“Just a minute,” interrupted Gus’ friend. “At your age, forgive me for asking, you made love almost every night?”
“Oh yes,” said Gus, “we almost made love Saturday, we almost made love Sunday…”