A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night, waiting for her date. Wanting to make sure everything was perfect, she bent down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse. Accidentally, she farted quite loudly just as the waiter walked up. Sitting up straight, embarrassed and red-faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turned to the waiter and demanded, “Stop that!” The waiter looked at her dryly and said, “Sure, lady, which way was it headed?”