Four Catholic mothers are sitting around bragging about their sons, each of whom is a priest. The first mother says, “My son is a monsignor, and when he walks in the room, people greet him ‘Good morning, Monsignor.'” The second mother says, “Well, my son is a Bishop, and people greet him ‘Good morning, your Grace.'” The third mother says, “Well, my son is a Cardinal, and people greet him ‘Good morning, your Eminence.'” The fourth mother pauses, and finally says, “My son is six feet, ten inches tall and is 300 pounds of pure muscle. When he walks in the room, people greet him ‘Oh, My God!'”