So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for:
– There are 365 days per year available for work.
– There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
– Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
– You spend 30 minutes each day on a coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
– With a 1-hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.
– You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
– We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.
– We generously give 14 days of vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work. And I’ll be damned if you are going to take that day off!