A Martian landed in the country. He went up to a farmhouse and knocked on the door. He told the farmer he would give him $1,000,000 for his flock of sheep. The farmer said, “O.K.” The Martian pulled a tiny sheep out of his pocket, and it ate all the sheep. The Martian then offered the farmer $2,000,000 for all his cattle. He pulled a tiny cow from his pocket, and it ate all the cattle. The farmer said, “I’ll give you all the money back if you can pull a tiny politician from your pocket.”