A Fishy Tale Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated at … Read more
This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month of having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his … Read more
Three old men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, “What is three times three?” “274,” was his reply. The doctor worriedly says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?” “Tuesday” replies the second man. The doctor sadly says to … Read more
Joe asks his wife, Karen, what she wants for their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Karen. “Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says Joe. “No,” she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his offer … Read more
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight … Read more
A young boy and his doting grandmother were walking along the seashore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere, sweeping the child out to sea. The horrified woman fell to her knees, raised her eyes to the heavens, and begged the Lord to return her beloved grandson. Lo, another wave reared up and deposited … Read more
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling self-deprecating tales. In one situation, he was waiting at a taxi stand outside the railway station in Paris. When a taxi pulled up, he placed his suitcase in the car and took a seat next to it. “Where can … Read more
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.” “Go away!” … Read more
Star Wars vs Titanic 10. Titanic’s top speed is woefully shy of light speed. 9. Leia is a princess, a senator, and a freedom fighter, while Rose is engaged. 8. Using an old Jedi mind trick is a much more interesting way to get what you want than saying, “Please, I have a child.” 7. … Read more
Three men were walking home to their house one summer. They all lived right next to each other. All three of them had a large swimming pool. They were just getting ready to dive into the pool when a genie popped out in front of them. “It’s your lucky day!” said the genie. “Just jump … Read more