This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did. Somebody got angry about this because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but … Read more
A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your … Read more
Father Christmas was not in a very good frame of mind – in fact, he was very depressed. That morning after breakfast, Mrs. Santa had told him that her mother was coming over to stay ‘for a few days,’ and he knew that would be for several weeks. As Christmas was approaching, her visit was … Read more
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high-tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said. Well, things went along pretty smoothly, … Read more
1. I DO. 2. I’m from your government, and I am here to help you. 3. I’ve never done anything like this before. 4. I’ll call you later. 5. Don’t worry, he’s never bitten anyone. 6. Don’t worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on “empty.” 7. She means nothing to … Read more
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. The young man said, “What’s the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild … Read more
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members … Read more
A cardiac specialist died, and at his funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their goodbyes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just then, one of … Read more
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony, the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees.” The cannibals promise not to trouble the … Read more
At age 5, success is not peeing in your pants. At age 10, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having your driver’s license. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 35, success is having money. At age 50, success is having money. At age 65, success is having sex. At … Read more