One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance, a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop … Read more
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, “Ok, old fellow, time to retire.” The old rooster says, “You can’t handle all these chickens… look at what it did to me!” The young rooster replies, … Read more
A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small mini also drove up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the mini owner. “This is the best limo that money can buy. It has ABS, airbags for all passengers, automatic climate … Read more
A man walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25-cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market, someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment, and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his … Read more
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots’ uniforms—both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the … Read more
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things – chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Finally, … Read more
A girl has brought her fiancé home for dinner. After dinner, the fiancé and the girl’s father go into the study for a man-to-man talk. “So, what are you doing right now?” asks the father. “I am a theology scholar,” replies the fiancé. “Do you have any plans for employment?” “I will study, and God … Read more
Harold’s new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a Doberman. The employee said, “If it’s a guard dog you want, I have a dog just for you.” The man walks to the back of the store to get … Read more
Shortly after Bill Gates was killed in a freak accident, he found himself being sized up by Saint Peter. “Bill, this is a tough call. You’ve made great technological advancements with Microsoft, but you’ve also given us Windows 95. I think I’m going to let you choose between Heaven and Hell.” “That sounds fair,” Gates … Read more
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute … Read more