During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks.” The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some money first.” … Read more
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a … Read more
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. … Read more
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, “Anyone here know how to pray?” One man stepped forward and said, “Aye, Captain, I know how to pray.” “Good,” said the captain, “you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short.”
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, “I want to sell Bibles for you.” “OK, you’re hired. Here’s your kit; go sell!” The second came … Read more
The policeman signals to a car driver to pull over to the side of the road, as he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, “You appear to have been drinking!” The driver answers, “No sir, I am just tired.” The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is … Read more
A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, “You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide which one you want.” The man opens the first door and sees a bunch of people standing on … Read more
Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally, there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope … Read more
A rich businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “Welcome to the family,” said the man. “I’m so happy, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.” The son-in-law interrupted. “Oh, um, I actually hate factories. Can’t … Read more
A Polish paratrooper makes his first jump. He was given the following instructions: “Once you jump, you need to open your parachute. If it doesn’t open, you have a reserve one. The Jeep will wait for you on the ground.” So, he gets on the plane, jumps outside but can’t open his parachute. He then … Read more