It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in and eat dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon back up.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t … Read more
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stopped him and said that he couldn’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agreed and drove off. The next day, the same man was driving down the road … Read more
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so the man said, “Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce.” The loan officer promptly had … Read more
“Boss, I’ve got to have a raise,” the salesman said to his sales manager. “There are three other companies after me.” “Is that a fact?” the manager asked. “What other companies are after you?” “The electric company, the phone company, and the gas company.”
An American tourist visited a small town in Spain. The residents had never seen an American before, so he was treated as an honored guest at the hotel. Dining for the first night, he asked the waiter what he recommended for dinner. He suggested the “cojones”. The tourist asked what they were and the waiter … Read more
A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?” “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. … Read more
An FBI agent is interviewing a bank teller after the same bandit had robbed the bank 3 times successively. “Did you notice anything special about the man? I mean, did he ever change his appearance?” asks the agent. “Yes,” replies the teller. “He was better dressed each time.”
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. “Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house … Read more
Two hunters were off on their annual trip to the Canadian wilderness to bag a moose. As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area, the pilot said, “I’ll be back in one week to pick you up. But only one moose, please.” When he returned to the lake, he found the hunters … Read more
There were three couples that went to a church and asked to join. There was a newlywed couple, a middle-aged couple, and an older couple. The pastor told them that they had to go without sex for two weeks. Two weeks later they came back to the same church. The pastor asked the newlywed couple … Read more