A little boy returning home from school said to his mother, “Mom, what’s sex?” His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school … Read more
A man comes to dinner at a new friend’s house. While they eat, the new friend’s small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, “Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?” The kid says, “Daddy told me you were a self-made man.” “I am.” “Well, why did you make … Read more
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, “I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE… I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO… I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR…” His older brother leaned … Read more
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class, made a small white dot on the blackboard, and sat back down. … Read more
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by … Read more
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.” Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to … Read more
The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was “TIMBUKTU”. The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem: Slowly across the desert sand, Trekked … Read more
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it on that island?” a passenger asks the captain. “I have no idea… but every year when we pass, he goes nuts like that.”
Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl, and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. “Come have a look over here,” says Bubba, “It’s Zeb Jones’ grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87.” “That’s nothing,” says Earl, “here’s one … Read more
Dear Redneck Son, I’m writing this letter slowly because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last … Read more