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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walking down the street. A short man approached them and said, “In that castle, there is a magic mirror. If you look into the mirror and tell the truth, you will be granted any wish you please. But if you lie, you will be banished into … Read more

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty … Read more

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head were stuck on a deserted island. When they were searching for food one day, they found a genie’s lamp. They all rubbed it at the same time. The genie popped out and said, “Since you all rubbed my lamp at the same time, you get one wish each.” … Read more

A blonde and a brunette were walking down the dark basement stairs to find a wrench. When they were halfway down the stairs, the blonde screamed, “What’s wrong?” “Something brushed against my right leg!!” So both the brunette and the blonde were running around the basement screaming, “I keep feeling it!! Make it stop! Wait,” … Read more

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head stuck on a deserted island. They were searching for food one day when they found a genie lamp. They each rubbed it and a genie popped up. He said, “Since you all found my lamp, I will give you a wish each.” The brunette said, “I … Read more

A blonde and a brunette were walking down the basement stairs in the dark to find a wrench when the blonde screamed, “Something brushed against my right leg!” “Oh my gosh. Are you sure?” “Yeah, and it keeps doing it,” she said as she ran around the basement. Then she stopped and thought for a … Read more

A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, “I think I would like this room in a cream color.” … Read more

A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair black and set out to prove to the world just how wrong they were about blondes. She drove out of the city and into the country where there were many sheep farms. She spotted a sheep farmer, … Read more