Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so they decided that they would break one … Read more
You and your two blonde friends, Melisa and Sarah, are stranded on a desert island. You have no food at all with you and you are all starving. Then you guys found a piece of bologna. None of you want to share it and you guys don’t know how to decide who keeps it. Then … Read more
There were three people stranded on an island: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles and got really tired. When she reached ten … Read more
One day, two blondes decided to take a trip to Disneyland. They were riding down the road, and all of a sudden, they came to a fork in the road. A sign said “Disneyland left.” So they looked at each other and said, “Dang it,” and went back home.
Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner. When the waiter came to take their order, he asked Bill how he wanted his steak. Bill replied, “medium.” Then the waiter said, “How about your vegetable?” Bill replied, “Oh, she can order for herself.”
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender: “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?” A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to … Read more
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops came and kicked the sack with the redhead in it. She said, “Meow…” The cops said, “It’s just a cat,” and went on to kick the sack with the … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette and says, “Why did you bring the food?” She replies, “Well, … Read more
A blonde dyed her hair red one day. She took a walk down the road and came upon a farm. Walking up to the fenced yard, she saw the farmer counting his sheep. The farmer greeted her and told her that if she guessed how many sheep he had, she could keep one. The blonde … Read more
There’s this blonde who goes into an electronics shop and asks the bloke if she can buy a TV. But the bloke says, “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.” So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Again, the bloke says, “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.” She goes back and dyes her hair … Read more