A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone … Read more
A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said, “Hey, how do I get to the other side?” The other blonde answered, “You’re already on the other side.”
A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said ‘No Headphones’. The clerk says, “I’m afraid I’ll have to make you take off those headphones.” The blonde paid no attention to the clerk, so he said louder, “If you don’t take off those headphones I will!” The blonde still paid … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together. Then they decide to all go their separate ways. When they all come back, the brunette had shot a rabbit. The other two ask, “How’d you do that?” She says, “Well, I followed some tracks, and BOOM, I got a rabbit.” The red-head had … Read more
There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first-class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. “Excuse me,” she said, “you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat?” The blonde was very stubborn … Read more
There are three blondes playing Jeopardy. The announcer says, “This is the final question. How many ‘D’s’ are in Jeopardy?” The first blonde says, “1.” The announcer goes to number two and she says, “1000.” “I’m not even going to ask,” the announcer said. He goes up to the third blonde and she says, “33.” … Read more
A blonde was driving down the highway and she cuts off a truck. The driver motions for the blonde to pull over. The blonde pulls over, and the truck driver draws a circle on the road next to the car. He says, “Don’t leave this circle,” and cuts her tires. He comes back, and the … Read more
Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY: It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when … Read more
There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late, so one of the blondes said to the other that she heard if you ever get lost in the woods, you should shoot three shots into the air. So she did. A few hours went by, and she fired three more shots into the air. … Read more
A brunette woman goes into the doctor’s office. She tells the doctor, “It hurts all over my body.” He says, “Point to where it hurts.” She points to her shoulder and yells, “OUCH!” She then points to her hip and yells, “OUCH!” Finally, she points to her knee and screams in pain, “OUCH!!!” The doctor … Read more