“Where’s God? We’re in Trouble!”

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wit’s end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, … Read more

Mole Family’s Breakfast Smells Surprise Discovery

There was a mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmm, I smell sausage.” The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said, “Mmm, I … Read more

“Supermarket Charm: The Disappearing Wife Trick”

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asks. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Insurance Claims: Fire vs. Flood!

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” “That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a … Read more

“Lawyer’s Orange Transfer – The Legal Way”

One day in Contract Law class, a professor asked one of his better students, “Now, if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an orange.” The professor was livid. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!” the professor instructed. The student then recited, “Okay, I’d tell … Read more

“Blonde Beauty Learns About First Class”

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first-class cabin on a cross-country flight and settles in for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated around her. Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, “Miss, I’m sorry, but I see that your ticket is for coach, and you’re seated in first … Read more

Tractor Rescue: The Farmer’s Night Job

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground, he said to the farmer, “At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day.” “Can’t,” replied … Read more

“Prescription for Nagging”

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked, “How often do I take these?” “Let’s start off with once every six hours. But they’re not for you,” replied the doctor. … Read more

“Hot Trip Mix-Up Scares Widow”

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an email back to his wife, Jean. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and the email ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher’s wife took one look … Read more

Luck of the O’Mally Twins

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks, “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds, “You don’t say. I’m from Ireland too! Let’s … Read more