JOJFUN – Page 26

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Why did the woman fall for Dracula so quickly?

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

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What is mine but only you can have?

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Why did the man ask his wife for a map?

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How does a vampire refer to his sweetheart?

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

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How do French chefs make you love them?

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What do you call two birds in love?

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Who has married hundreds but always been single?

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What did the man with a broken leg say to his nurse?