A blonde had just bought two horses but she couldn’t tell them apart. She went and asked a neighbour for some help. “I can’t tell these horses apart,” she said. The neighbour told her to cut the tail of one of them off. So the blonde cut off the tail, and that worked great until … Read more
How many Pentecostals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five – one to screw in the lightbulb and four to pray against the power of darkness!
An American couple was sitting outside a souvenir shop in the desert, waiting for their tour bus. A local salesman approached them. After an impassioned sales pitch yielded no results, the salesman eyed the wife thoughtfully. “I’ll give you 100 camels for your wife,” he offered. The husband looked stunned, and there was an awkward … Read more
One day little Johnny went to his father and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas.” Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father … Read more
An Englishman, a New Zealander, and a South African walk into a bar for a drink. The Kiwi orders a round of Tequila Slammers for the group. They slam and down their drinks in one go. The Kiwi then picks up the glasses in one hand and throws them in the air. He draws a … Read more
A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their marriage life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using newspaper advertisements as a “code” to let the mother know how their … Read more
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” despite her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is … Read more
An old Chinese couple is lying in bed late one night. The old man turns to his wife and says, “I want 69!” The old woman looks confused, and then asks, “Why do you want beef and broccoli now?”
There’s this English couple, Irish couple, and Scottish couple playing golf. The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?” her husband demanded. “Well, you … Read more
Fred was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his pastor. As the pastor stood beside the bed, Fred’s frail condition grew worse, and he began to flail about as he tried to speak. Being unable to do so, he then motioned frantically for something to write on. The priest, keeping watch … Read more