You can touch me but you probably wouldn’t want to. I can see you but you can’t see me. What am I?

A butcher is 6 feet tall and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?

What do you see once in a year, twice in a week, but only twice in forever?

What goes into the water black and comes out red?

Two bodies have I, though both joined in one. The more I stand still, the faster I run. What am I?

What can go up a chimney down but can’t go down a chimney up?

If you tell me the truth, I will kill you with my sword. If you tell me a lie, I will kill you with my spell. What must you say to survive?

What is the building that you leave without ever having entered?

If I drink, I die. If I eat, I am fine. What am I?

What can one not keep, two hold, and three destroy?