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Bill Clinton and his wife were on a plane. Bill Clinton throws a $1 bill out of the window. His wife asked him what he did that for. He said, “To make one person happy!” Then Bill’s wife throws a $10 bill out the plane window. “Why did you do that?” she asks. “To make … Read more

This letter serves to protect you from any malicious wishes that may result from not forwarding a chain letter on the Internet. The following protections have automatically been applied to you because you have received this letter. If you have not received this letter, please put your head between your knees and say “Duh!” 6 … Read more

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?” The other replied, “I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He believed that an uncle in South America was going to die and leave him a fortune. All day long he … Read more

Two men held up a bank. They cleaned out the cash drawers and then herded the tellers and clerks into the vault. They were getting ready to make their getaway when one of the tellers whispered, “Hey, buddy, would you do me a favor?” One of the robbers said, “What’s on your mind, pal?” “Would … Read more

“What’s wrong with your husband?” the psychiatrist asked. “He thinks he’s a chicken,” answered the woman. “How long has he been acting like a chicken?” “Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.”

Proposed slogans for Holyfield-Tyson III: 10. The third Gogh around 9. Dahmer vs. Psalmer 8. The last supper 7. Ear-reconcilable differences 6. Grazing Bull 5. You wanna piece of me? 4. Blood, Sweat and Ears 3. Lobe’s labor lost 2. Bite of the century 1. Why? Because I lobe it

Two hunters were hunting deer when one accidentally shot his friend. At the hospital, the shooter asked the doctor if his friend would be okay. “Well, he would have been if you hadn’t gutted him.” Two hunters shot a deer and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because … Read more

A man went camping in the woods by himself. He awoke early in the morning to hear a strange growling sound. He looked out to see a bear. He immediately began to run as fast as he could. The bear was gaining on him, and he finally gave up hope, fell on his knees, and … Read more

An elderly lady from a remote interior village went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very well-known golf course. On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll. Upon her return, the young niece asked, “Well, Auntie, did you enjoy … Read more