JOJFUN – Page 63

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What was the first man made invention that could see through a wall?

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You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room?

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car?

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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

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What is green and smells like blue paint?

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

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Why did the lemon disapprove of his daughter?

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How many men were born last year?

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What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom’s day?

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What do you call a bear without an ear?