JOJFUN – Page 9

by

What comes one time in today, three times in tomorrow and never in the future?

by

A cowboy rides in a town on Friday stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?

by

What has a soul but doesn’t live and a tongue but can’t taste?

by

I start with M, end with X and have never ending amount of letters. What am I?

by

I have an eye but cannot see. I am fast but I have no limbs. What am I?

by

What has one head, one foot, and four legs?

by

Sometimes I walk in front of you. Sometimes I walk behind you. It is only in the dark that I ever leave you. What am I?

by

A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?

by

What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear?

by

What do you throw out when you need it but put away when you don’t?