Two friends are discussing politics on Election Day, each trying to no avail to convince the other to switch sides. Finally, one says to the other: “Look, it’s clear that we are unalterably opposed on every political issue. Our votes will surely cancel out. Why not save ourselves some time and both agree to not … Read more
A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his IQ by 20 points. After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center’s director that he was an acceptable candidate. … Read more
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were talking when George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.” Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, “Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to … Read more
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.” A German doctor said, “That’s nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and … Read more
Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a ‘get acquainted’ tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, … Read more
John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion of words and their meaning. The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “tragedy.” So, the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of … Read more
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love. They exchanged hellos and went on their way. … Read more
While walking down the street, Dubya was struck by a large wheel of cheese that fell out of SwissAir flight 19. Sadly, George does not make it and his soul arrives in heaven where he is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Welcome George!” says St. Peter. “We seldom see Republicans here, so … Read more
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas and off they spin to the Land of Oz. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. “WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?” Jimmy Carter steps forward … Read more
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row just above the dugout at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and whispers something in the President’s ear. President Clinton pauses, then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves … Read more