There were two boys who lived in a small town in Virginia. These two boys were especially bad and were always in trouble. After the two boys got caught for stealing one day, their mothers sent them to talk to the town priest. So the two boys went to talk to the pastor, and the … Read more
Three pastors from the South were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything – noise, spray, cats – nothing seems to scare them away.” Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in … Read more
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: – 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman – 2 French men and 1 French woman – 2 German men and 1 German woman – 2 Greek men and … Read more
A man joining a monastery was told he was to take a vow of silence and was only to be allowed to speak two words every five years. After the first five years had passed, he walked into the chambers of the head Monk and said, “Bed Hard,” then turned and walked out. After the … Read more
The Pope and the manager from Taco Bell were talking one day. The man says, “We will give you one million dollars if you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘bread’ to ‘taco’.” The Pope responds, “No, my people in Rome wouldn’t be happy.” The man from Taco Bell then says, “How about one billion dollars?” … Read more
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem. My husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to … Read more
A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican. He meets with the Pope: “Holy Father, my company would like to make a substantial donation to the Holy Mother Church – but there’s only one condition….” “Yes, my son?” “We’d like you to authorize changing the Lord’s Prayer … Read more
Jesus is crucified, hanging on the cross up on a hill. Below the hill, there is a crowd of onlookers, including St. Peter. “Peter! Peter! I need to tell you something,” Jesus cries. So Peter, devoted to his Lord, breaks from the crowd towards the hill only to be stopped by a group of Roman … Read more
Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident. Upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter. The first preacher walked up and said, “Hello St. Peter, I’m ready to come in.” St. Peter checked his list and said, “I’m sorry, your name is not in the book.” … Read more
One beautiful morning, an atheist was walking through the forest, admiring nature’s surroundings. He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled. He saw the river glisten in the sun, twinkle like a newborn star, and it made him warm inside. He thought to himself that Mother Nature … Read more