“Piston Broke”
One late evening, a redneck named Leroy came out of the local pub a little drunk. He got into his pickup truck and started driving home. He was on a lonely stretch of road when all of a sudden a piston blew right through the engine hood. Leroy got out of his pickup, angry as hell, and kicked the door real hard before starting to walk down the lonely road.
About 20 minutes later, a pickup truck with a bunch of fellow rednecks riding in the back came along and stopped. One of the fellas called out, “Hey, what’s the matter Leroy?” Leroy answered, “Piston broke!”
The same fella called back, “Yeah, we’re pissin’ broke too. Get in the truck!”