Here are a few important observations before the election campaign heats up:
– Republican boys always expect to grow up and marry Republican girls and please their parents. But they always date Democratic girls because they think they’re entitled to a little fun first.
– Democrats step on bugs. Republicans call an exterminator.
– Democrats eat the big fish they catch. Republicans have them mounted.
– Democrats sit on the dock and fish. Republicans expect to have someone else drive the boat.
– Democrats make a lot of plans but don’t do much with them. Republicans are still following the plans their grandfathers made.