President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day. Due to an administrative foul-up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who checked all the paperwork and acknowledged the error. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in, and the devil said his goodbyes as he went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton, who was on his way down. They stopped to chat. “Sorry about the mix-up,” said the Pope. “No problem,” replied Clinton. “Well, I’m really excited about going to heaven.” Clinton asked, “Why’s that?” The Pope answered, “Well, I’ve always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.” President Clinton replied, “You’re a day late.”