“Presidential Piglet Exchange”

President Clinton steps off Air Force One with a piglet under his arm. An impeccably dressed Marine Guard greets the President, coming to attention and snapping out a razor-sharp salute.

“Welcome back, SIR! Nice pig you got there, SIR!”

President: “This here is an Arkansas Razorback that I got for Hillary.”

Marine Guard: “Nice trade, SIR!”