The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row just above the dugout at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and whispers something in the President’s ear. President Clinton pauses, then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities all the way down, and after she lands, the President bows to the crowd, shakes hands, and “high fives” everyone near him. The same Secret Service agent again leans over and whispers, “No, Mr. President, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch.”