“Prison vs. Work: A Humorous Comparison”

IN PRISON:
– You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
– You get three meals a day.
– You get time off for good behavior.
– A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
– You can watch TV and play games.
– You get your own toilet.
– They allow your family and friends to visit.
– All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
– You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
– There are wardens who are often sadistic.

AT WORK:
– You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
– You only get a break for 1 meal; you have to pay for it.
– You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
– You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
– You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
– You have to share a toilet.
– You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
– You get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
– You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
– Supervisors are often strict.