You might be a Redneck Jedi if…
– You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
– Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
– You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
– At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
– You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
– You have ever had a landspeeder up on blocks in your yard.
– The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
– Wookies are offended by your B.O.
– You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
– You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
– Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”
– You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
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