“Seeing Eye-ronic Shopping”

A blind man walks into a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual, the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare, quickly looks away again. Out of the corner of his eye, the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head by its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says, “Mister, is there a problem? Is there anything I can help you with?” The blind man calmly replies, “No thanks – I’m just looking around.”