A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in Texas. He’s going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says, “I’ve heard just about enough of your damn hillbilly jokes; we ain’t all stupid here in the South.” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize when the big guy pipes up, “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to the little wise-guy on your knee!”