There are three men in the woods: a hunter, a trapper, and a stupid guy. The hunter goes out and comes back an hour later with a bear. The trapper asks, “How did you get that?” The hunter says, “I find tracks, I follow tracks, I find bear, I shoot bear, bear stop.”
The trapper goes out and comes back an hour later with a deer. The stupid guy asks, “How did you get that?” The trapper says, “I find tracks, I follow tracks, I find deer, I shoot deer, deer stop.”
The stupid guy goes out and comes back two hours later bruised and nearly dead with broken limbs. The hunter and trapper ask, “What happened to you?” The stupid guy says, “I find tracks, I follow tracks, I find train, I shoot train, train don’t stop.”