A Polish paratrooper makes his first jump. He was given the following instructions: “Once you jump, you need to open your parachute. If it doesn’t open, you have a reserve one. The Jeep will wait for you on the ground.” So, he gets on the plane, jumps outside but can’t open his parachute. He then tries to open the reserve one, but it doesn’t open as well. “Great,” he says to himself, “Now all I need is for the Jeep not to wait for me to make it a really unlucky day.”