A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around. She then asks the clerk, “Can I have that television set over there?” The clerk looks at her and says no. This confuses her. She then asks why?
The clerk responds, “Because you are a blonde.”
The blonde woman walks out with an idea on how to get that television. She then returns with a wig full of red hair. She asks the clerk again for the television set. He looks at her suspiciously and replies, “No because I told you I don’t sell them to blondes.” She then says, “I am not a blonde, I am a redhead.” The clerk then said, “I know you’re the same woman because that is not a television, that’s a microwave.”